did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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