I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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