Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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