Small penises have feelings too.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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