the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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