so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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