I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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