I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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