I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Your penis caused this!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize