Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
This is classic penis vs brain.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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