Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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