i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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