awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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