I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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