If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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