I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you win again, gameday.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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