from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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