Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
