He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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