in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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