I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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