You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
