There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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