OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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