This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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