We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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