The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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