i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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