omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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