would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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