Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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