sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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