I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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