he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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