it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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