Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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