i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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