I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize