its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Small penises have feelings too.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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