I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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