I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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