she woke up with a sticky ear
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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