This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
