Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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