is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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