You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You pole danced in your parka.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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