this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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