Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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