All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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