That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
