Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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