Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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