Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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