someone get that fucking seahorse.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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