I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize