porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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