I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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