So drunk its hurt
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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