We're like a lot better than the average bears
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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