Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You made out with two different species that night
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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