You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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