I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
